Watching the Madagascar Christmas Special on Netflix with my sister and she laughs for a solid minute when the hot air balloon is set on fire.
So I found a hole in my jumper and start looking for safety pins to temporarily repair it before I go out.
My dad walks in and says “Are you alright mate?” I tell him that I was looking for safety pins. He pauses, reaches into his pocket and pulls one out, gives it to me and says “I have a few more if you need them” and walks out.
Pretty sure if I managed to turn everyone in my town into my personal army and arm them all I could take the UK in two days (weather permitting)
The Ten Commandments of Logic
Reblogging to remind myself when attacking someone…’s argument.
best sexual position is 609 (girl lie one way, boy lie other way, dragon egg between them is incubated by their body heat)
This sounds egg-cellent.
MUTHA. FUCKIN. CLOYSTER.
AND SAY. IT. TO. MAH. FAYCE.
This GIF is perfect for a guy’s first time.
Don’t you sass me, Facebook!
GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS
THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”
PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY
this is my most reblogged text post
hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and doing a double take at that
This is beautiful.